Jennifer Lopez- Remember that green Versace number Jlo wore back in the day? Meet its opposite. As exciting as that dress was is as boring as this one is, and that Jolie leg pop is so last season.
Janelle Monae- I love Janelle but her desire to dress like a matador, not so much.
Adele- Somewhere across the pond a nursing home is missing its drapes and couch. Oh Adele!
Lila Downs- As bright and colorful as this mess is it is bringing me down Lila, no bueno! Its always a bummer when bad fashion happens to good looking people.
Keltie Coleen- Another leg pop this time its the dancing with the starts version. Le sigh…
Tamia- It was already too much fabric, too much sleeve and a terrible fit and then she added a turban and it went from just bad to catastrophic. The End.
Esperanza Spalding- This looks like its on fire which is fitting since we advise her to burn it after tonight.